Beer Belly Bum Bag

To those poor souls that, despite drinking beer, have hugely-defined, chiselled abs: we feel for you. That’s why we’re delighted to offer you a way to feel more accepted… like you belong, even. It’s called the Beer Belly Bum Bag, and it���ll let you blend right into the pack (of pint-swilling, song-singing, beer drinkers)!

This is like a normal bum bag, except it has a hairy beer belly printed onto it, letting everyone experience the joy of having a beer gut! It’s made of vinyl, so it’ll handle a splash (of rain or beer) and it has an adjustable waistband, letting you decide how low you’d like it to hang!

Ideal for anyone who likes keeping their hands free and having a laugh while doing it, this beer belly bag can be used for festivals, camping trips, picnics, and days out. It gives the unfortunate owners of muscle six-packs a way to experience a glorious gut and it gives the proud owners of beer six-packs a way to brandish their bellies even when fully dressed!  

Just because you don’t want to lose your keys doesn’t mean you have to lose your identity. Show off the fact that you like a pint or two by letting it all hang out (but not really). Get your beer belly bum bag today, so you’ll always have one, even if you catch a bad case of exercise!