Belly Button Brush

For the Person who has Everything! The ultimate status symbol, which carries almost as much kudos as a brand new Porsche - at a fraction of the cost! This is a high quality silverware brush which caters to a very essential need - removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area - your BELLY BUTTON! 

This designer accessory will keep your "Innie" or "Outie" looking great for your peers to admire in awe! A truly "Navel" idea! Geddit? This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.

Belly Button Fluff:

A common, though fortunately harmless, problem among clothes wearers is the collection of belly button fluff in the navel. This has, surprisingly enough, been the subject of serious scientific research. In 2001 Prof. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of belly button fluff. Serious fluff, sorry, stuff!