As the name might suggest to you, this is not some horrifying new deviant supervillain that’s going to be featured in the next run of Batman comics – the Body Tickler is actually exactly what it sounds like: a weird, multiple pronged metal object that tickles your body and makes you feel all kinds of pleasure.
This ‘massage claw’ is a bunch of metal prongs with safe, sealed tips so that you get all of the invigorating sensations of the massager without all of the blood of unprotected metal prongs. Use on yourself or use on your partner – just don’t go up to random people and do it unless they’re your enemy and you want to unsettle them. Just maintain eye contact while you tickle them.
We all deserve a little relaxation – life is hard enough and masseuses are too expensive these days. So get the Body Tickler today and stimulate your senses without having to drive all the way to a massage parlour!