Calm Your Tits! Card Game

Dive into the uproarious world of the "Calm Your Tits!" Card Game, a delightful adventure for the wacky grown-ups among us. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to either hoard all the cards like a titan of titillation or bravely stand as the ultimate, unyielding tit when the dust settles!

In this side-splitting spectacle, participants earn their stripes by boisterously declaring "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" with the grace of a feathered boa, seizing matching pairs as they emerge from the chaos. And, oh dear friends, be on high alert for the majestic Fat Balls – the quickest hand will triumph when they appear!

But beware, as the mischievous Pussy Posse prowls the scene, threatening to turn the tides and sending the whole shebang spiraling into a topsy-turvy tit-tastrophe! It's a rollercoaster of hilarity where the stakes are high, and the laughter is higher!