Cards Against Humanity – The Bigger Blacker Box

So, it’s settled then… size does matter. Sorry, fellas. It turns out that, no matter how proud you are of your own (storage) device, there will always be a bigger, blacker box. This is that box. The Cards Against Humanity Bigger, Blacker Box.

Just so we’re clear from the word ‘go’ – or, a little after that word, actually – this box is empty. It’s really empty. Like, emptier than a politician’s promises. Oh, snap, it’s that empty. So, don’t expect to find anything like a more comfortable lifestyle or, you know, the Cards Against Humanity game in there. You straight-up won’t.

What you will find in the bigger, blacker box, however, is space. You’ll find more space in this box than you’ll find in a Star Wars film, or in a dictator’s bank account. Just kidding, there’s no space in there. But, in the box, there’s loads. There’s enough to store all the cards that Cards Against Humanity has ever made, plus a few more. You can store up to 2500 cards in this bad boy.

This pack also comes with 50 blank cards, letting you unleash your own devilish wit, as well as the 20-card Box Expansion. There’s also a surprise or two waiting for you inside this big, black box. But don’t worry, no surprise will prematurely unleash itself on you. You’ll have to go looking for them.

No one can tell you about it. You need to hold it in your own hands to experience just how big this CAH box is… and how black, how impossibly black it is.