Arse Face Towel

There’s nothing nicer than stepping out of the shower first thing in the morning feeling refreshed and ready for the day. There is only one hiccup that could ruin this feeling; the unknown horror of a used towel. Where has it been? Which part wiped where? Well you’ll never have to worry about towel hygiene again with the Arse Face Towel!

This revolutionary towel is so simple yet brilliant, you’ll be wondering how you ever managed without one. The towel is split into two halves; one brown and one white. The separate ends of the towel are marked with the words ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ respectively. Now you will always know which end of a towel has already seen someone’s nether regions and which end is fresh and clean. This towel is made from 100% cotton and is soft to the touch. The towel measures 100cm x 57cm making it perfect for most towelling needs.

This would be a fantastic towel to hang up in the bathroom to ensure that you’ll never again dry your face with the lingering suspicion that the towel may have touched your flatmates’ downstairs area.