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Creatures With Cocks

Creatures With Cocks

Creatures With Cocks

Creatures With Cocks

Creatures With Cocks

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Creatures With Cocks

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Product code: 54422

Creatures With Cocks: does what it says on the cover
39 colour illustrations of animals with penises of various sizes
Not for the easily offended
More dick pics than the average Tinder account
Approx. 96 pages of fun and phalluses

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Anatomically speaking, the penis is a fairly normal piece of kit, but that doesn’t stop it from being a source of humour across the world. If that’s the sort of humour you enjoy, this hilarious book, Creatures With Cocks, will be right up your alley.

With this hilarious, phallus-filled masterwork, what you have is essentially 39 different illustrations of various critters, drawn with suitably… prominent penises. And make no mistake: there are many prominent penises. From the cocktopus to the wankton (not even sure we’re allowed to write that!), there are many glorious puns to shake your head at, next to suitably gross-out imagery that’s right up there with the best in genitalia humour.

One thing’s for sure: this book takes dick pics to a whole new level.

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