Things that should never be allowed at parties:
- Punch made of prunes and fermented in a toilet bowl
- A room filled with jelly, steam, and leather-clad clowns
- Disturbed Friends – the party card game
Yet, let’s face it, you’re already checking the fridge for prunes and wondering whether the clowns will cope with the steam. Yep, you’re attracted to bad ideas… which is why you’ll order Disturbed Friends before you even hit the end of this description!
So, what is Disturbed Friends? It’s a party card game that’s designed to air out your friends’ dirty laundry (and dirty thoughts) through a series of awkward questions! Essentially, you’ll be faced with a bunch of scenarios that are about as comfortable as a wedgie in a duct tape G-string.
To play, you pick a card, read the question, and then have your friends vote on which answer you’d pick. It’ll really give you and your friends insight into just how twisted you all are. The winner is the person with the most winning cards… but, let’s be honest, there are no winners in Disturbed Friends.
So, it should go without saying, but, just in case you haven’t picked up on this: Disturbed Friends is not for the feint of heart. It has language more colourful than a kindergartener’s finger painting and the themes as offensive as a ‘70s sitcom (watch them again – rock your world). So, it’s for kids aged 21 and older.
Now, on our mark, get your hands on this Disturbed Friends game harder than an upper-class housewife groping her muscular gardener. And… go!