Don’t Be a Prick Cactus Mug

Life is like a cactus… full of pricks. And, if you’re one of them, your life is like a desert… lonely and desolate. But, now you can remind people to avoid being cactus thorns (or remind yourself, depending on which way you hold it) with this Don’t Be a Prick Cactus-shaped mug!

Perfect for anyone with a desert-dry sense of humour, this mug is shaped to look just like a cactus. It has the vertical ridges and dotted texture that you’d find on a famous desert tree. It doesn’t have any thorns though, which is why its printed text is so quick to advise: Don’t Be a Prick!

This cactus mug holds around 400ml of your favourite drink. So, fill it with cactus juice, if that’s your poison. Or, if you want to stay (ahem) sharp, a cactus mug full of caffeine will certainly do the trick! Take it to work to help you cope with… let’s say ‘sandstorms’, and other stresses, or keep it at home to give you a good chuckle with your relaxing cuppas.

Since cacti don’t like too much water, this mug isn’t one to be doused in your dishwasher. To keep it thriving, hand wash this cactus only. And, for that matter, don’t put it in your microwave either (even to give it a taste of home).

It’s cac-time to up your mug humour game! So, to keep your jokes hilariously barbed, make sure you get your Don’t Be a Prick cactus mug today!