If you want a whole lot of penises in your mouth but aren’t keen on the Tinder small-talk first, you’ll love this box of Dunking Dickies… willie-shaped shortbread biscuits!
Unlike other willies, these ones start out hard and get softer when they get dipped in something moist. They do taste amazing though, loaded with buttery goodness just waiting to burst out onto your taste buds.
So, if you’ve got a bachelorette party, girls’ night, guys’ night, or just want to make high tea uncomfortable, order your Dunking Dickies now!