Do people keep asking you how you’re able to fly around while holding your umbrella? Do you keep getting sucked in to animated musical numbers? Are you practically perfect in every way? If you said yes to any of these, you’re either willowy witch woman Stevie Nicks or Mary Poppins herself, and by golly, you should get this Mary Poppins Apron.
With this stylish apron, you get the classic design of Mary Poppins’ turn-of-the-century nanny outfit with her catchphrase emblazoned on the bottom – a useful maxim for any horrible situation: a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
So don’t wait for Mr Banks to stick it to his bosses. Go fly a kite, feed the birds and order this collector’s piece from Disney history – the Mary Poppins Apron – today! You’ll feel supercalafragalisticexpialidocious that you did it!