Ah, the moon. We could wax lyrical about it. Wane lyrical? We think it’s cool. Just like this Moon Lamp!
So, what is it? Well, it’s a desk lamp that looks just like the moon! It looks so much like the moon that it could turn werewolves, inspire cows to jump, and stir romantic poetry about the month June. It’ll also illuminate your desk or bedside table beautifully, giving a soft glow that’s far less intense than the debate over whether man went to the moon or not.
Science tells us that the real moon is powered by a man who lives inside it (who we presume pedals it?). But, this moon lamp is powered by USB. That lets it orbit your room quite nicely, shining from any USB port or even a power bank.
We dare say this lamp will (ahem) eclipse all others. It’s the perfect (satte)lite for a space fan. Order yours now!