Free Same-Day Click & Collect

Get more time to pay.*

Clearpay available here*

Menkind Discount Codes

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

Not So Pretty Polly

63% Off

Not So Pretty Polly

£2.97

£8.00 Save £5.03

Product code: 76297

Arrives in time for Christmas - Order Now!

Click here to shop all Christmas gifts >

Colourful swearing parrot
The body of a beautiful parrot, the mouth of a sailor
Press this parrot's chest to fill the air with cursing
A great gift for anyone who likes Wolf of Wall Street level swearing
Seriously, get ready for some fowl language that's funny AF

View Product Details

Online only - Not available in-store

Standard Tracked Delivery (2-4 days, excluding Sundays) - £3.99
Express Delivery (1-2 Days, Order before 9:30pm) - £5.99
Guaranteed Next Day Delivery (Sun-Fri order by 9.30pm; Sat order by 3.30pm) - £6.99
Delivery to NI, Highlands & Islands (3-7 working days) - £5.99
Gaming Furniture (5-7 working Days) - FREE
Personalised Item Delivery (3-5 working days) - £5.99
Direct Despatch from Supplier (3-5 working days) - £5.99
UK Delivery To Scottish Highlands & Islands, Channel Islands and The Isle of Man (3-7 Working Days) - £5.99
Click & Collect (available to collect within 30 mins) - FREE
e-Gift Cards (via email within 10 mins) - FREE
Virgin Experience Days - FREE - e-Voucher (email delivery)

Fancy having a parrot with a potty mouth to entertain your guests? Well, Not So Pretty Polly is prepared to swear, the only question is, can you handle it? This colourful parrot might look cute, but it's been hanging out with some pretty vocal sailors. When you press the button that is hidden in its chest, Polly will utter phrases that can make even a rapper blush. Prepare yourself for phrases such as ‘Hey baby show us your t*ts' and ‘Polly wants a f*cking cracker'. Safe to say, this is not a suitable gift for the faint-hearted, but it will make a great novelty gift for someone with the right sense of humour. Order your own Not So Pretty Polly today and crack your guests up!

We Accept: