Offensive Crayons

If you’re as sensitive as sunburned skin, you’d better stop reading now. This isn’t the product for you. And, whatever you do, don’t look at the pictures!

Still reading? OK, that means you like things as politically incorrect as any fact tweeted by Trump and think that offence adds colour to the world. And, in that case, we have the perfect product for you: Offensive Crayons!

What’s so offensive about Offensive Crayons? Well, much like the British towns of Twatt and Cockermouth, it’s their names. Yep, look out for colour names like Travel Ban Brown, Miscarriage Maroon, Insufferable Vegan Green, Privilege White, and, our favourite, Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach.

This box contains 24 crayons that are designed to bring out the worst in you… and spew it all over your colouring book, blank page, or cheating ex��s walls (Disclaimer: don’t do that, or, if you do, don’t blame it on us).

So, you thought that the most offensive thing about crayons was their taste? Nope, order this pack of Offensive Crayons and find out exactly how offensive these little sticks of colour can really be!