Pickle Rick Stress Toy

Wubba lubba dub-dub! Ever wanted to just squeeze the life out of your arrogant, psychopathic, mad-scientist, alcoholic grandfather? Now you can! We’ve got the perfect stress ball for you – in the form of a Pickle Rick Stress Toy (we insisted on removing all of the rat entrails before putting this up for sale).

This pickle-green stress toy is made in the shape and likeness of Rich Sanchez, but at the very least won’t talk back to you or turn your planet into a wasteland of David Cronenburg monsters. He’s made to be extremely squishy and squelchy, so squeeze out all of your worries and anger with Pickle Rick.

While we couldn’t pair him with a pack of Szechuan Sauce, we do think he’d be the perfect fit for the Rick and Morty fan in your life or generally anyone who has an IQ of over 140. So don’t be a Morty! Flip the pickle and open up a portal to a new dimension of fun! Order your Pickle Rick Stress Toy today.