A novelty joke which will make your partner laugh so much that it may actually end up working. A red bell and handle which reads "Ring For A Shag" in pink and a blunt way of getting your message across, no faffing!
Styled like the old fashioned bells that used to summon servants, it has a black handle and a message in "urgent" pink on the bell. We would advise that it is used with caution - remember your partner may find other uses and make suggestions as to what you could do with this little gem! Just remember to stay in their good books!
Here's how it works:
- One ring = Ready now!
- Two rings = Be quick
- Three rings = I'm desperate!!!
Keep it beside the bed to use at any time!
Please note: Menkind and its employees do not take responsibility if a consensual "Shag" is not forthcoming.
Dimensions
Bell Size: Height: 13cm, Diameter: 7cm