Unless you let them near any dangerous laser weapons that you might have lying around, porgs are definitely things that you want to bring into your home. They’re that Holy Grail of characteristic combinations: cute and funny! So, to make your life as charming as the hills of Ahch-To (just without all the steps), fill it with these talking porg plush toys!
This porg plush is decidedly dry and fluffy, for a sea bird, and has that adorable face that just screams ‘Squeeze me!’ And, if you do squeeze it, this soft toy lets out some classic (can we say that yet?) porg sound effects… you know, the ones that sound like a choir of doves and chickens hitting a glorious crescendo.
This porg stands 22 cm tall, making it big enough to comfortably cuddle. We can also tell you, being experts in galactic ornithology, that this porg is a male, which is made blatantly obvious by one part of its anatomy… no, not that… we’re talking about its orange eye feathers!
Even though their part in Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi was shorter than Yoda’s walking stick, the porgs have a special place in our hearts. Now they can have a place in your home, too!