Wanky Candles - Sweaty Minge

See, most people would light a scented candle to hide the smell of a sweaty minge. But not you. You want a candle to fill the room with the toe-curling scent of a hot and salty fun-tunnel. Or, at least, that’s what people will think when they see the label on this Sweaty Minge scented candle from Wanky Candles!

In actual fact, you’re more up for a good joke than a bad smell. While your sense of humour might be a teeny bit dirty, your sense of smell prefers things clean. So, when you light this candle, it won’t smell like the bike seat of a female spin instructor, it’ll fill the room with the wonderful scent of wild berries!

This Sweaty Minge candle is perfect for a hen do, stag night, or just a naughty present for a naughty friend. Watch as people’s faces turn from ‘ohhhhhhh’ before it’s lit to ‘ahhhhhhh’ afterwards.

This candle sets you up perfectly for a classic bait-and-switch (because it leads you to believe it smells like microwaved fishing bait). So, if you’re tickled by tricking the people you care about most in the world, be sure to get your Wanky Candles Sweaty Minge candle today!