Luxury Willy Care Kit

On the subject of men’s genitalia, comedian Dylan Moran once quipped “There’s a limited amount you can do with something that looks like it should be hanging out the side of a shark’s mouth.” To be fair he may have a point, but there’s no reason you can’t get your old chap looking as fine as possible!

This kit includes, scissors, a mirror, a fluffing brush and all-important evening wear to add some bling to your old boy.

Perfect for a partner or a gag gift, this kit will have the recipient tending to their nether regions like never before. Be sure to ask them to model the evening wear too, to make sure it’s money well spent!

We take pride in our appearance, but we’ve never even thought about such high levels of genital grooming… until now that is! Get your partner’s John Thomas ready for a private cat walk and get yours today!

• 1 x fluffing brush
• 1 x stylish shears
• 1 x sprucing mirror
• 1 x evening wear