Plotting the destruction of your enemies is thirsty work – and not every vessel for drinking is as good as others: why drink out of a plastic cups when you can drink out of the skulls of the vanquished? Similarly, why waste plastic when you can have a Maleficent and Evil Queen Water Bottle that is reusable and as black as your evil heart?
This metal water bottle is double walled, which means it keeps your warm drinks warm and cold drinks as cold as your icy death stare. It’s also got some relatable, catchy phrases paired with your favourite evil sorceress’s headwear.
Quick: when we say evil monarch, which of your friends do you think of? That’s probably the person you should get this water bottle for.
Don’t wait to have your evil side brought out by some oblivious, sickly-sweet, goody-two-shoes. Embrace the mischief and order this Maleficent and Evil Queen Metal Water Bottle now!