F*cking Virus Face Mask

F*cking Virus Face Mask: What is it?

It’s the ultimate way to protect yourself (and others) from Covid-19 while also reminding everyone that you find it more annoying than someone who takes up both armrests on an aeroplane.

About the product

This high quality mask is made from triple layered polyester because, well, layers are important. Just ask anyone who underdresses in winter. Plus, it’s safer, especially because the inner layer has an antibacterial treatment that stops viruses moving in and taking over like an inconsiderate roommate. Oh, and its comfortable elastic ear straps means it fits most adults.

This isn’t a medical grade mask, so please don’t attempt any surgery in it… especially if you’re not a surgeon. But, that does mean that this mask isn’t depleting essential resources needed for the NHS and care homes.

Why you should buy it

Let’s be candid, Covid-19 is starting to linger longer than the last party guest, and is more annoying than the person who sniffs instead of blowing their nose. And, even if you can’t really go out, your feelings can. Let them be known by ordering this F*cking Virus Face Mask now!