Billy goats are known for their totally sweet, ever-pleasant personalities, right? Yep, they don’t like to butt heads at all… oh yeah, except they do. And, when it comes to getting angry at the drop of a hat, one goat is the almighty of anger, the monarch of madness, and the ruler of rage all rolled into one! With a personality as jagged as the scrapheap that birthed him, feast your eyes on (but don’t make eye-contact with) Junkyard Jeff Goat, the Feisty Pet!
On the (resting) face of it, Junkyard Jeff seems like a sweet and lovable goat. He’s soft and fluffy with friendly eyes and a sweet smile. But, squeeze the triggers in his head and you, well, trigger his scary side! His eyebrows flip to a frown and his smile turns snarly, ready to take it up with anyone who calls him cute!
Feisty Pets are the ideal fluffy toys for anyone with a soft side… that sits next to a hard side! Use yours to scare the daylights out of your family and friends, because that’s how you and Junkyard Jeff roll.
So, for a fun and fear-inspiring friend, you gotta go GOAT, which Jeff says means Gnawed One At a Time!
Junkyard Jeff likes:
- Knock-knock jokes
- Arm wrestling
- Your lawn
Junkyard Jeff dislikes:
- Goat cheese
- Petting zoos
- Barbed wire