Nobody Knows I’m Gay Rainbow Beach Towel

Shhhh, keep it a secret, darling… There’s nothing better to hide your flamboyant side than a straight-forward towel with muted tones and absolutely no pop. But, that’s not what we have here. This towel is as flaming as the sun is, and we love it! We say, when you’re at the seaside, you should have nothing to hide!

This towel is impeccably groomed with a fabric knap that’s softer than Judy Garland’s voice. Its rainbow-flag colours are brighter than the West End over the weekend, making sure you make a big splash at the beach. But, to keep your secret about as safe as Elton John’s, Ricky Martin’s, and Sam Smith’s, it has the phrase, ‘Nobody knows… I’m Gay’ printed clearly across the front of it.

This is one towel you can’t keep in the closet. It needs to be paraded along the promenade or about the park. So, to make sure that you can carry it with pride, it comes in a handy, splash-resistant carrier bag.

All in all, this towel is simply to die for. So, to make sure you have some fabulous fun this summer, get this Nobody Knows I’m Gay towel today, hon!