Own Your Throne Book

Transform your time on the throne with Own Your Throne, the ultimate guide to making the most of your bathroom breaks. Did you know the average person spends around 50 billion hours on the toilet in their lifetime? Why not turn that time into something productive, fun, and surprisingly useful? This hilarious yet practical book offers a mix of witty advice and entertaining tips, ensuring every trip to the loo is as enjoyable as it is necessary. From public restrooms to porta-potties, it covers all the bathroom scenarios you could encounter.

At home, Own Your Throne takes your bathroom game to the next level with suggestions for the perfect throne room. Think playlist recommendations, dream decor ideas, and scent-sory tips, along with exercises to get things moving. Plus, explore the exciting world of toilet tech and future innovations with a flush into the future. With sections like "Things to Do While You Poo" and sidebars filled with trivia from Plungie the Plunger, this book guarantees you'll never look at your bathroom time the same way again.

A must-have companion for anyone who spends a little too much time in the loo, Own Your Throne is both funny and informative. Whether you’re navigating a public restroom or optimising your own bathroom space, this book provides a fun and practical approach to making your bathroom breaks more enjoyable. Say goodbye to boring magazines and hello to actionable advice that will keep you entertained and informed, even while you’re on the throne.